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how do you get an Elephant in the fridge?
Anonymous
take the Giraffe out first?
Anonymous
Open the fridge door, take the elephant then put it in the fridge, close the fridge door. Done
Anonymous
I don't know! But do you know how to tell if there's an elephant in your fridge? There's footprints in the the butter. How can you tell when there's TWO elephants in your fridge? You hear giggling inside. How can you tell when there's THREE elephants in your fridge? You can't close the door. You're welcome.
Anonymous
Why do you want to put an elephant in a fridge in the first place?
Anonymous
Through the door.
Anonymous
Depends on the size of the fridge!
Anonymous
Ask it nicely, but empty the fridge first. You'll want an American sized fridge though. The cheap ones that barely fit a pint of milk are no good for this.
Anonymous
I build a bigger fridge.
Anonymous
2. A toy. 3. A note "an elephant". 4. A slide.
Anonymous
Chocolate elephant
Anonymous
A trail of peanuts should do it. Don't use buns, the elephant might put on weight.
Anonymous
Mince it.
Anonymous
Chop up the fridge and attach it to the elephant like armour.
Anonymous
You're gonna need a bigger fridge
Anonymous
Show him a python and he will go by himself.
Anonymous
Cut it up in to small chunks
Anonymous
if it was a picture of an Elephant on the packaging. If we are putting animals in the fridge, I can understand a Chicken for eggs, and a Cow for milk and a Pig for bacon, but what would I use an Elephant for?
Anonymous
Shoot it. Chop it up. Take to rendering yard. Render to slurry. Collect slurry in roller tubs. Freeze dry slurry. Blend freeze dried slurry to fine powder. Scoop powder into foil bags. Heat seal. Load fridge.
Anonymous
Why would you put an elephant in a fridge? They are used to hot climates and have little fur, I doubt they would enjoy it? Do you need to cool the elephant? A hose and water would be a much cheaper and effective way of cooling the elephant, fridges are for static items that don't generate their own heat, like a warm blooded animal, if you need to do a post mortem, I would do it there and then moving it would would likely change many factors including position of the organs etc due to the size and weight, do unless you were looking in say blood your results could be effected by the data, if it is blood it would be easier to take a sample, if you need the fridge and I mean really need it and at the size of the thing, build it, if you need only a section take only the section, it will probably fit in a fridge if necessary use an industrial one. or get a refrigerated lorry with a ramp, logs, ropes, lots of men and pull. IF ITS DEAD...
Anonymous
Invent a shrink ray to scale down its size or create a paradox. If you're under a time limit then simply fill the room except the fridge with mice.
Anonymous
lay fridge on back, remove all shelves. get elephant to place one foot in fridge and one in freezer, then balance on those two legs. jobs done!
Anonymous
Open the door and release the chain from around his leg.
Anonymous
Dumbo, you make a big fridge
Anonymous
I'll hire trainer from the world best circus.
Anonymous
Get a bigger or fridge or chop the elephant up
Anonymous
5. Big industrial fridge.
Anonymous
First take everything else out of the fridge. Cut the elephant into pieces (provided it's already dead)!
Anonymous
Open the fridge door and ask him to step in.
Anonymous
What's the purpose of that? Keeping the elephant cool? LOL!
Anonymous
1. By pieces!!! Omnomnom! Every day a new piece
Anonymous
6. Wouldn't do that
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