Pros
Are you an independent-minded, self-motivated recent college grad willing to work for less than your worth? Do you look the other way when overpromoted mediocrities make suspect decisions? Are health benefits not important to you? If you answered yes to any of these questions and are able to pass a subjective, ever changing intelligence test, then Relias Learning is the place for you! I mean, Relias! We changed our name because we’re so fast-paced! Better keep up! We have ping-pong!* Don’t believe that Relias is a SUPER FUN GREAT PLACE to work? Well, look at all the positive reviews the ELT made middle-management write! Bet Red Hat doesn’t make their employees write fake reviews. #relias Is our business model beginning to collapse under a mountain of poor strategic decisions made year after year? Are we laying people off even though we claim to make gobs of money? Did I mention we have foosball? We’re fun!** And yes yes, some of the people in management are unqualified, don’t know what they’re doing, and are possibly committing fraud. But guess what, they’ll be gone in 6 months anyway, so it doesn’t matter! Also, new building! So, come on, Millennial, ignore the negative reviews, forget that gnawing sense that something isn’t right and get ready to have a blast at the GREATEST COMPANY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD for no more than 50% of your market value (including benefits)!!!!!!!! Also, we’re streamlining your position. Please turn your computer in to your manager. Wait, your manager was streamlined as well. Just drop your computer in a garbage can.
Cons
*ping-pong is not to be played during office hours. Get back to work! **foosball is not to be played during office hours. Get back to work!