Pros
We’ll pay you... eventually! No but seriously we own property across the country and have large bank accounts. We promise!
Cons
Do you enjoy huge egos, exploitative leadership, and social Darwinism?? Rex might be the perfect fit for you! Let’s walk through your future career at Rex! Onboarding: while sending hundreds of canned LinkedIn messages is a top priority having an actual interview process is NOT. We expect you to “demonstrate initiative” by coordinating all your own interviewers! Part of the challenge is figuring out who wont ghost you for more “important meetings,” respect prevents us from achieving our highest value of “speed at any cost.” pro tip: We “refresh” our recruiting team weekly so be sure you keep your eyes on the LinkedIn page to know who’s made the cut this week! Your first day: remember the olden days where companies provided equipment to their employees, not us! We let you spend your own money on those! Laptops, chairs, functional internet, and access credentials are our first test of your true grit. We believe the strongest players can overcome all obstacles! Be prepared to beg, borrow, and steal your way to success!! Your first week: Collaboration is dead, long live survival of the fittest! We believe in everyone for themselves! We’ll have you onboard the manager who’ll eventually undermine your accomplishments, sabotage your achievements, and inevitably replace you with someone more exploitable! Weekly check-ins: Remember those pesky performance reviews! We do things differently! We lie to your face at weekly check-in’s. We want only the best and know that the highest performers will succeed under any adverse condition. Your last day: after having worked 3 weeks straight of 14 hour day’s with little sleep. You’ll receive “the call,” this is our final opportunity to demonstrate our true values. We’ll inform you of your graduation into the ranks of our numerous accomplished alumni, which we affectionately to refer to as “Rex-exers” Rex wants you! So if your lack of any integrity resonates with these values we can’t wait for you to “invent the future” with us by elevating your humanity! You may be the final straw we’ve been needing to finally collapse our entire house of cards! Talk soon!