captain of the Programming Dotcom cricket team
Pros
Hi, I’m Sanjeev – technically the captain of the Programming Dotcom cricket team. But honestly? I feel more like a scarecrow in a suit. My title says "captain," but the team plays like there are 11 separate kingdoms, each with its own ruler and zero strategy. Teamwork? Never heard of it. We don’t play like a team—we play like a zoo on tour. My players refused to play on green fields—not out of respect, but because apparently, we're “animals” now, and they don’t want to ruin their food source. That’s right—we skipped grass fields to protect our diet. National Geographic, please sponsor us. Each of them claims to have the heart of a lion, but behaves like a street dog—barking at everything that moves, chasing shadows, and occasionally biting our own tail. And let’s not forget the company. They treated us like dogs too—not pets, but strays. All they cared about was the trophy. Win it and get your entry fee reimbursed. So we didn’t play cricket—we acted like a pack of animals auditioning for Animal Planet, just to get our money back. As a captain, I failed. As a team, we failed. Not because we lacked talent, but because we forgot what being human meant—cooperation, discipline, and respect.
Cons
But this isn’t the end. We’re done being wild. Next time, we’ll play like actual humans. We’ll earn respect—from our opponents and our company—not by barking, but by performing like a real team.
