US Army reviews

Everything is done at the last minute

What is it like being in the Army? Oh I'm glad you asked. Imagine being told your group of people have to eat this large pot of chicken broth in an hour. Too easy right? And everyone is handed a knife, a spoon, and a fork. And it's just chicken broth. So your First Sergeant is so excited he grabs the fork and starts eating. Then tells everyone else to do the same. But you, only being a private but having had experience eating broth before are like, "hey we should use the spoons," but everyone else is like, "well First Sergeant said use the fork." "But the spoon makes more sense. Like that's exactly what it was made for." And everyone continues to use the fork. And when it's not working fast enough, someone suggests you use a mallet. And you just look at the group, then at the spoon, then back at the group, the spoon, then you cry as you count down days until your contract ends. That is the Army.