Ignore the job description and save yourself the headache. However, in case you’re curious here are the real qualifications to be hired at Grant Street Group: You love the sound of your own voice. You took a math class at some point as an undergrad. You can successfully pretend to understand project management methodologies. You are okay with a salary far below industry average. You can endure a full-day of condescending and irrelevant interview questions. You are grossly unqualified, but an executive owes someone in your family a favor. You do not expect follow ups from HR. You believe programming in Perl is making the world a better place.