2.0
May 16, 2019
Former employee, more than 5 years
Seattle, WA
Recommend
CEO approval
Business Outlook
Pros
Kissing up to the right people guarantees a promotion irrespective of how pitiful your performance is
Cons
Nothing else matters except kissing up to the right people—chiefly the CMO, who runs his department like he's the head of the secret police. Impugn his pathetic, performative attempts at feminism and you'll get fired right quick