Pros
Ever wondered what it feels like to play Russian Roulette with your law license? Apply today! Key Benefits: •Get surprise notifications that you’re counsel of record on cases you’ve never touched. Surprise is good for the soul, right? •Become personally responsible for filings you’ve never seen, never signed, and didn’t even know existed — but hey, your name’s on it, so enjoy explaining that to the bar! •Experience the privilege of cleaning up the legal disasters left behind by a revolving door of burned-out, fleeing attorneys. •Watch your caseload triple overnight as everyone around you resigns — but don’t worry, management promises “we’re hiring.” •Work in an environment where client welfare takes a backseat to billing quotas, and where ethics are more of a loose suggestion than a requirement.
Cons
Risk Profile: •Immediate exposure to bar complaints, client grievances, and ethical violations — all courtesy of cases you didn’t even know you had. •Perfect for anyone looking to involuntarily co-sign someone else’s legal malpractice. Warning: If you enjoy practicing law with integrity, value your license, or expect basic respect for your professional obligations — run. Don’t walk. Run.