Pros
Do you like aging fast? If yes, this company is for you.
Do you like being surrounded by the worst of humanity? If yes, this company is for you.
Would you like to get ailments like chronic body pains, mental stress and have an early onset of diabetes? If yes, this company is for you.
Do you have a mental illness (no frivolity intended)? If yes, then this company is for you.
Are you barely a 10th grade graduate and have no collage education? If yes, then this place is for you.
Do you like being surrounded by back scheming/stabbing managers? If yes, this place is for you.
Do you like the illusion of earning more because you literally work 60 to 80 hours a week like a blue collar worker? If yes, they pay over time and this company is for you.
Do you like reporting how you spent your time in increments of 15 minutes every day? If yes, then this place is for you.
Do you like getting overworked by project directors as they get a cut from what you bill to a client? If yes, this place is for you.
Do you like being stuck in your cubicle in a dimly lit building that literally feels like a prison? If yes, this company is for you.
Do you like misery? If yes, look no further. Apply to this company today.