Great Place to Work If You Love Boxes, Bolt Cutters, and Existential Questions
Pros
Solid company with great benefits—health, dental, vision, and enough PTO to recover from forklift-related emotional trauma. Training is thorough. I now know more about disc locks than any human should. You will become a master of small talk, gate code troubleshooting, and pretending not to panic when someone asks if they can store a python in their unit. Honestly decent coworkers who share your pain and your snacks. Corporate sends swag! Not Xboxes, but hey, a pen is a start.Solid company with great benefits—health, dental, vision, and enough PTO to recover from forklift-related emotional trauma. Training is thorough. I now know more about disc locks than any human should. You will become a master of small talk, gate code troubleshooting, and pretending not to panic when someone asks if they can store a python in their unit. Honestly decent coworkers who share your pain and your snacks. Corporate sends swag! Not Xboxes, but hey, a pen is a start.
Cons
The job walks a fine line between storage management and unpaid reality show participant. No couches in the office. Zero. My glutes haven’t touched padding since onboarding. Company meetings are NOT held via Xbox Live. A tragedy for morale, productivity, and my kill/death ratio. Summer heat + non-climate-controlled units = slow-roasting like a human Hot Pocket. You will be asked to explain why someone can’t just “live” in their unit. Weekly.
