All that legitimate praise aside, Getty Images is still a company, and work by its nature is going to be less fun than daydreams of living your best Mega-Millions lottery life. To my mind, it's all penny-ante stuff, but for some the following may be real “Check please!” groan-inducing deal-breakers. There are “personalities” here, by which I mean we have some empire-builders, some “I ams.” Not many of them, and they’re genial, but they do walk among us. I mentioned the Leadership Principles. If you can’t comport yourself to those guidelines, you’re going to find life here uncomfortable. They are brought up regularly, and if just reading about this irks you, think twice about applying. We love meetings, some of which approach bladder-busting, trans-Atlantic flight time lengths. A running joke here, as is probably true universally, is our tech people replying “We are unable to replicate your reported problem,” and that being the end of it, you still stuck with whatever your problem was. That isn’t usually the case, but it does happen enough for the rank-&-file to have made it a punchline. We could not function without ticketing systems. We have tickets for every conceivable thing, from matters financial to replacement computer cables to reporting spelling errors on photo captions. At one time we had a ticket to request new tickets. I’m still not sure it was facetious. If there's data to be had, we measure, analyze, slice it, dice it, and pivot-table information to the ninth decimal; we are data-insatiable, and having a perverse affinity for Excel will give you Getty cred. I mentioned annual reviews, but in truth we also have smaller scale check-ins halfway through the year, mini reviews. That is in addition to monthly one-on-ones with our managers. It's all for the good, I know, checking in to catch any problems early on, but it can still feel like a journey back to fifth grade.
To show you how churlish I am: as a result of Covid, the company has an *exceedingly* liberal work from home policy, (which I make maximal use of.) Simultaneously, because so few people now go to the office, we have switched from permanent this-is-my-desk spaces to an impersonal, antiseptic desk reservation system. Sure, that means Getty Images can reduce its carbon footprint and increase bottom-line revenue, but something is decidedly lost in not being able to see and to interact with all those people one used to encounter daily. That truly is a loss, because they are a thoroughly decent bunch of co-workers, and there were always good laughs to be had in the day-to-day badinage.